my mind is telling me no

but my budget

my budget is also telling me no

Yet I buy it anyway

scervo:

if you’re not following me on twitter i have no idea why

50shadesofmattcohen:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

brobrokev:

my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep

tyleroakley:

I guess I am that bird.

rad1calcunt:

Hot buns